June 2nd, 2006

it is obvious i was hungry here. i'm trying to eat my own tongue. it tasted funny.

Lemon pie, i'm gonna eat you!

i know i have a midget-like nose. n so wat?!

je je je je je I scared the fuck out of you. did i? ;)

ptpfpthh heeehiuhiwhhharaut?

i can make such awesome effects using my epileptic friend!

ain't i sexy? O_O

...yeah, you know i am... (??)

teehee! my teeth are having a fight! that's why they look so twisted.

Life's an enigma, a puzzle, a confusing struggle between right and wrong... good and evil, truth and deceit. You could drive yourself crazy trying to figure it out. But I know one thing for sure: Farts are hilarious.